The Top 10 Celebrities on Twitter

Seven of these are so fake Heidi Montag tried to inject them in her face, and three are as real as Kanye's Rolex.

Previously, The Mark brought you The Top 10 Fake Politicians on Twitter. But you know what they say – politics is just Hollywood for ugly people. What do fake beautiful people say on Twitter? Check out these seven mock celebrity Twitter feeds, plus three that no one could make up if they tried.

The Fake Lindsay Lohan in Jail: @LindsayInJail

She’d change her name to @LindsayInRehab, but apparently some “fat trolls” are squatting on it. Biatches! Life is so unfair.

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The Fake Chuck Norris: @fakechucknorris

Who wants to bet the fake Chuck Norris can fit more than 140 characters into one tweet?

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The Fake Stephen Colbert: @StephenColbert

A satirist's satirist. Not to be confused with the real Stephen Colbert’s Twitter account.

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The Fake Michael Bay: @michael_bay

The phony Transformers director doesn’t tweet. He BOOMS!

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The Fake Anderson Cooper: @AC180

Copycat Coop covers all angles, "except the ones behind me."

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The Fake Nick Nolte: @Nick_Nolte

Like the real Nick Nolte, not for the faint of heart.

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The Fake Abe Vigoda: @abevigoda

The bogus Vigoda has dedicated this account to reminding us that he is alive, despite a People magazine report of his death in 1982.

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The Real Rainn Wilson: @rainnwilson

Is Rainn Wilson The Office’s Dwight Schrute in real life too? Think about it – have you ever seen both of them in the same room? Hmmm.

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The Real Spencer Pratt: @SPENCERPRATT

Pratt mocks himself almost as much as he mocks everyone else.

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The Real Kanye West: @kanyewest

Lemme put it this way. Imma let all those other Twitter accounts finish, but …

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