Toronto Braces for Two Days of Sheen

Somehow, tickets are still available for the actor's sets at Massey Hall.

Charlie Sheen, a walking billboard for sterilization, has come to Canada, and is to take to the stage tonight in Toronto for the first of two evenings of rambling incoherence that, if his previous shows are any indication, could leave many in the audience demanding their money back. The former Two and a Half Men star's light-speed transition from coked-up sitcom-star to “clean” ... well, whatever it is he is now, has garnered an unhealthy amount of coverage from the media (so why stop now?), which have unreservedly soured on his Violent Torpedo of Truth comedy/Q&A tour. Sheen, son of revered actor Martin, is also set to hit Vancouver on election day, May 2.