Harper's Greatest Hits Released

A Tory document containing hundreds of potentially inflammatory quotes by Stephen Harper has been leaked.

The Conservatives assembled a 500-page document on remarks made by Stephen Harper that the party thought could be damaging to the leader, and now it's seen the light of day. The dossier, which was apparently started back in 2003, contains all your favourite Harper hits, including plenty of smack talk from his golden era (late 1990s to early 2000s). Abortion, Quebec, the poor, western alienation, health care ... it's all in there, and, best of all, it's free! We may chide, but this amount of research seems to have helped the Tories achieve growing seat totals in three consecutive elections – and possibly soon a fourth.