Prince William, Kate Middleton Tie the Knot

Wills nabs a beauty of a princess to keep the House of Windsor alive for another century.

Prince William and Kate Middleton got hitched today. They were wed at Westminster Abbey, a big, old church in London, with, like, trees inside. Kate's, err, Princess Catherine's dress was pretty hot, and William looked entirely regal. Flanked by a massive choir and orchestra, they exchanged vows, Wills adorably had some trouble getting the ring on his bride's finger, then they headed back down the aisle in the church where Charles Darwin and Isaac Netown are buried, and jumped in a gold-trimmed carriage with 600,000 people cheering on their every move. They headed to Buckingham Palace for a little reception. Ho-hum, right? Billions apparently watched the ceremony around the world. The newlyweds – our monarchs-to-be – have taken the titles of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Aww. Love.