Australia Averts Crisis, Charges Bieber Egg-Thrower

A 17-year-old from Sydney is facing a slew of minor charges for daring to disrupt Justin Bieber.

Australia avoided a war the likes of which the world has never seen by laying charges against a 17-year-old for breaking into a Justin Bieber concert and throwing eggs at the Canadian pop singer last week. The teen broke into Sydney's Acer Arena through the building's roof before whipping several raw eggs at Bieber and his back-up dancers. While none of the eggs hit Bieber's carefully coiffed visage, the offender was charged with breaking and entering, trespassing, and malicious damage. The boy can't be named under Australia's youth justice laws and because doing so would probably result in the him getting killed by a stampede of 11-year-olds hell-bent on retribution.