Fan Bares Breasts on TV; World Doesn't Implode

The CBC greets six seconds of flesh during Hockey Night in Canada with a shrug.

A female Vancouver Canucks fan taunted San Jose Sharks' Ben Eager by flashing him her breasts as he served a penalty, and while six seconds of the incident aired live on CBC, there won't be repercussions of any sort. The fan, who was standing near where the infamous, spandex-clad Green Men usually sit (they took the night off to give their wallets a break), pressed her breasts against the glass surrounding the penalty box in the third period. Eager showed little to no reaction (probably because he was too focused on playing terribly), and, beyond urging fans to keep their emotions in check while at games, neither did the CBC.