PETA Launching Porn Site

Thankfully not the bestiality kind, but it doesn't sound a whole lot better.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, or Uggh, PETA, Really?, is launching a pornographic website in which they'll slice graphic footage of animal abuse into clips of unattainably attractive people bumping uglies. The site, which will be hosted at peta.xxx, is just one in a long line of PETA's attempts to use sex to get people interested in animal rights, as they've had Pamela Anderson, Sasha Grey, and other adult film types adorn their ad campaigns. We're sure the site will generate a lot of press, although the thought of seeing an abused puppy or chained bear just as the two romantic leads are about to get down to what God Put Them On Earth To Do makes us more than a little nauseous, so thanks, PETA, for (almost, but not quite) ruining sex for all of us.