Paul McCartney Marries Some Nobody

Giving British t-shirt shops a chance to sell the rest of their “it should’ve been me” stock.

Sir Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell have finally come together. On what would be John Lennon’s 71st birthday, Sir Paul married the American heiress and cousin of Barbara Walters in a small ceremony in London. Shevell, who works in transportation, sported an original Stella McCartney wedding dress for her husband’s third wedding. Notable guests came in from across the universe including fellow Beatle Ringo Starr and the late George Harrison’s wife Olivia. Asked how he felt about the occasion, McCartney reportedly told the press he felt “married.” And terrific. Here’s hoping their first dance wasn’t to “Baby You’re a Rich Man.”