Malaysian Tribunal Finds Bush, Blair Guilty of War Crimes

Bush reportedly "super pissed" that he won't get to see "those towers from that one Angelina Jolie movie."

Well, it looks like George W. Bush and Tony Blair won't be getting to enjoy cosmopolitan Kuala Lampur or the sandy beaches of Redang any time soon, as a tribunal in Malaysia has found both former heads of state to be guilty of committing war crimes. The panel of seven judges spent four days reviewing charges that Bush and Blair invaded Iraq with no legal right to do so. The trial was the brainchild of former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad, who has long been one of the Iraq war's fiercest critics. The panel, however, doesn't have any power to imprison Bush and Blair should they ever decide to drop by Malaysia. Regardless, the tribunal intends to prosecute another seven figures – including Dick Cheney and Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld – who played a role in hatching the war.